Jackassery

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Jackassery is when someone acts like a total moron, doing stupid stuff just for laughs or attention.

My boss tried to microwavе a whole pizza. It exploded. Classic jackassery.

My cousin tried to fly a kite in a hurricane. That's jackassery.

My mom thinks she's a rock star. She sings in the grocery store. Total jackassery.

Jackassery is when you do something so dumb it makes everyone around you want to scream.

My friend ate a whole bag of hot Cheetos. He turned orange. Jackassery at its finest.

My neighbor tried to start a car with a banana. It didn’t work. Jackassery.

I saw a man dance in a traffic jam. That’s jackassery.

Jackassery is when someone makes a big mess out of nothing because they’re too stupid to think straight.

My brother tried to build a treehouse with a glue gun. It fell apart. Jackassery.

My dog tried to chew through the TV. That’s jackassery.

My sister tried to paint the whole house purple. Jackassery.

Jackassery is when you do something completely pointless just to show off how clueless you are.

My dad tried to juggle eggs. They all broke. Jackassery.

My brother tried to ride a bicycle in a pool. He drowned. Jackassery.

My cousin tried to talk to a chicken. It ran away. Jackassery.

Jackassery is when someone is so dumb they can’t even make a simple decision without messing everything up.

My friend chose to wear a hat made of socks. Jackassery.

My brother tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. He choked. Jackassery.

My cousin took a shower in a car. Jackassery.

Jackassery is when you do something so dumb it makes people laugh until they cry.

My dad tried to wear a shirt inside out. He looked like a fool. Jackassery.

My brother tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. He got a stomachache. Jackassery.

My sister tried to run a marathon in socks. She fell down. Jackassery.

Jackassery is when someone causes chaos just because they’re too lazy to think.

My friend tried to mow the lawn with a banana. It didn’t work. Jackassery.

My brother tried to drive a car with a football. He crashed. Jackassery.

My cousin tried to cook a whole meal in one pot. It was a mess. Jackassery.