jackassedness

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When you're so dumb and annoying that people think you're a certified jackass who was born to be one.

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. He got a stomachache and cried like a baby.

My friend texted me 'u 2 fat 2 be here' in all caps. I replied with a photo of him wearing a cape and a crown.

My dog chased a squirrel into the street and got hit by a truck. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

When your own dumb choices make your life a disaster and you deserve everything that comes with it.

I tried to cook breakfast and burned my toast. Then I dropped my plate and it shattered. I had to eat cereal for lunch.

My brother decided to run naked through the mall. He got arrested and I got grounded.

I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my butt instead. Now he thinks I'm a complete loser.

When you're the kind of person who makes everyone around you want to punch you in the face.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I fell asleep. She took my napkin and wrote 'jackass' on it.

My friend tried to flirt with my crush and said 'You're the best.' My crush said 'You're the worst.'

I told my mom I was going to a concert and instead I went to a movie. She took my phone and said 'No more fun for you.'