Jackassed airhead

My cousin thinks he's a genius but he failed math and still insists he's the smartest person in the room

My boss keeps making dumb decisions and still yells at me for the simplest mistakes

My friend tried to explain how to play chess and ended up making the rules up as he went along

My neighbor thinks he invented the wheel and keeps telling everyone how great he is

My sister got a D in science and now she thinks she’s a genius

My friend tried to explain the weather and said it was because the clouds were mad

My brother rambles on about his pet goldfish for hours and no one cares

My teacher kept talking about her ex and it took forever for class to start

My friend tried to explain why he missed the bus and it took 10 minutes just to get to the point

My friend tried to act like a rockstar and just kept singing into a lamp

My cousin thought he was a superhero and kept running into walls

My neighbor tried to start a band with his dog and it was just chaos

My friend said he could fix my phone and he just unplugged it

My uncle told me he could cook and he burnt the toast

My teacher said she knew everything and she got the answer wrong

My classmate said he could solve any math problem and he couldn’t even do 2 + 2

My friend thought he was a scientist and he just mixed up the chemicals

My neighbor said he invented a new language and it was just random words