jackassed

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A person who either gets tricked into doing something that hurts like hell or they are the one who tricks someone else into doing something that hurts like hell.
My cousin jumped into a pool full of rats. He was a jackass for doing it, but also a jackass for making me do it too.
My brother tried to prank my dad by putting a live frog in his shoe. He’s a jackass for being stupid and a jackass for being mean.
I got tricked into eating a whole pizza that was covered in hot sauce and pickles. I’m a jackass for falling for it.
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Another way to call someone a total loser who acts like they’re the king of the world when they’re really just a total mess.
My teacher called me a jackass for talking during the test and eating a sandwich at the same time.
My sister said I was a jackass for throwing my juice box at her during lunch.
My friend called me a jackass for crying when I lost my video game.
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A donkey. A brainless idiot. A show full of people who do crazy things just to look cool and get famous.
My dog is a jackass because he ran into the street and got hit by a car.
My brother is a jackass because he thinks he’s the smartest person in the world and he’s not.
The show Jackass is a jackass because it’s full of people who do stupid stuff for no reason.
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When someone is being a total idiot, acting like a child, and being the biggest pain in the neck ever.
I was being a jackass when I threw my brother’s favorite toy out the window.
My mom was being a jackass when she made me eat my veggies for breakfast.
My friend was being a jackass when he lied about being sick just to get out of math class.
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The way someone acts when they are being a total idiot and not caring about anything else.
I was being a jackass when I refused to clean my room for a whole week.
My brother was being a jackass when he decided to eat my lunch and then threw it at me.
My friend was being a jackass when he said I was the worst friend ever just because I didn’t like his playlist.
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A show that was made for people who think they are cool and don’t care about getting hurt.
Jackass was the best show ever because it had people doing crazy stuff like fighting chickens.
I watched Jackass every day because I wanted to be as cool as the people on it.
My friend said Jackass was the worst show ever because he got scared when someone got hit by a cow.
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What the president called someone who was being a total idiot and ruining a big event.
Kanye West was being a jackass when he interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
President Obama called Kanye West a jackass because he was being a total idiot.
Kanye West was being a jackass because he didn’t know how to behave on stage.
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