jackassbian

My cousin is a jackassbian. She failed math and still dated my uncle.

That jackassbian tried to flirt with my dog. It just stared at her.

My teacher called me a jackassbian because I kissed my friend and failed the test.

My neighbor is a jackassbian. He screamed at the mailman and then texted his crush.

That jackassbian tried to fight a chicken and still cried about her.

My friend is a jackassbian. She bit my brother and then asked him out.

My mom called my dad a jackassbian. He yelled at the TV and then kissed her.

That jackassbian screamed in the library and then asked the librarian out.

My brother is a jackassbian. He threw a shoe at my cat and then asked it to be his girlfriend.