Jackassavant

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A jackass so dumb they somehow still got a brain in one of their heads. Like a savant, but for being an idiot.
"I failed math, but I can still spell 'fart' backwards.", @jackassavant123
"He aced the test, but only because he cheated with a banana.", Teacher on break
"He’s not a genius. He’s a genius with a bad attitude.", His mom
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A person who’s so full of themselves they think they’re a genius, but they’re really just a jackass with a certificate.
"I’m not a jackass. I’m a certified genius.", @jackassavant456
"He got a PhD in being a pain in the ass.", Classmate
"He thinks he’s Einstein. He’s more like Einstein’s cousin who spilled the coffee.", Professor
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A jackass who somehow manages to be smart, like a brain with a personality disorder and a bad hair day.
"I got an A, but only because the teacher was high.", @jackassavant789
"He’s like a smart person who forgot how to be nice.", Friend
"He’s not a jackass. He’s a genius with a bad attitude.", His dad
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A person who’s so dumb they’re almost smart, but still a jackass who can’t shut up.
"I passed the test, but only because I bribed the teacher with candy.", @jackassavant202
"He’s like a brain with a mouth that never stops talking.", Teacher
"He’s not a jackass. He’s just a genius with a loud mouth.", His brother
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A person who’s so full of themselves they think they’re a savant, but they’re really just a jackass who got lucky.
"I got a perfect score. I didn’t cheat. I just got lucky.", @jackassavant303
"He’s not a genius. He’s just a jackass with a lucky charm.", Classmate
"He’s like a smart person who thinks he’s the king of the world.", Friend
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