Jackassasaur

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A jackass so big it could eat a whole pizza and still be full. They do stupid things that make other jackasses look smart.

My cousin tried to ride a goat down the street. It ran into a mailbox. I’m still laughing.

My neighbor tried to play the saxophone in his underwear. It was like a horror movie.

My teacher let a kid eat a whole cake in class. The kid turned into a monster.

A human trash can with a face. They do things so bad that even the garbage looks proud.

My friend tried to dance in a swimming pool. He drowned in his own sweat.

My brother tried to make a volcano out of soup. It exploded in his face.

My dog tried to chew through my mom’s hair. It was like a war.

A jackass so loud they could wake up the dead. They do things so dumb that even ghosts would roll their eyes.

My sister screamed in the library. The librarian gave her a time-out.

My dad tried to sing in the shower. The neighbors called the cops.

My brother tried to yell at a chicken. The chicken ran away.