Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)

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A person who is so wild and dumb they think being a total idiot is a superpower.

I'm a Jackassaniacal because I once threw my lunch at a teacher.

My friend is a Jackassaniacal. He once tried to fight a fire hydrant.

I called my dog a Jackassaniacal because he ate my homework and my feelings.

Someone who acts like a donkey with a brain full of glitter and no filter.

My cousin is a Jackassaniacal. He once yelled at a pigeon for stealing his snack.

I'm a Jackassaniacal. I once tried to dance in a library and got in trouble.

My mom says I'm a Jackassaniacal because I talk to my plants and they don't respond.

A person who is so stupid they think being a jackass is a lifestyle choice, not a curse.

My brother is a Jackassaniacal. He once tried to run away from a math test.

I'm a Jackassaniacal because I once wore my socks on my hands and cried about it.

My teacher called me a Jackassaniacal because I turned my desk into a mountain.

Someone who lives their life like a joke and thinks everyone else is the punchline.

My dog is a Jackassaniacal. He once chased a vacuum cleaner like it was a monster.

I'm a Jackassaniacal. I once tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and failed.

My friend is a Jackassaniacal because he once tried to teach a goldfish algebra.

A person who thinks being a jackass is the same as being a hero and probably has a cape in their closet.

I'm a Jackassaniacal because I once fought a pencil for 10 minutes.

My neighbor is a Jackassaniacal. He once tried to start a revolution with a bag of chips.

My little brother is a Jackassaniacal. He once cried because his toy car was stuck in the couch.