jackassaful

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A word for something so dumb it makes your brain want to quit.

My cousin’s idea of a good time is eating pizza at 2 a. m. and crying into a cereal box. Jackassaful.

That math test was so easy, but my friend thought it was a trap. Jackassaful.

My dog tried to open the fridge. Jackassaful.

A noun so brainless it should be exiled to the moon.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on the solar system. I answered it with a drawing of a cat wearing a hat. Jackassaful.

My brother tried to explain why he failed his history test. Jackassaful.

My mom thinks the internet is a real person. Jackassaful.

Something so dumb it deserves a lifetime ban from the human race.

My friend tried to flirt with a robot. Jackassaful.

I wore socks with sandals to school. Jackassaful.

My neighbor painted his cat’s nails purple. Jackassaful.

A noun that's so dumb it could make a genius cry.

My dog tried to talk to my mom. He barked at her for 10 minutes. Jackassaful.

I tried to explain why I failed my math test. I said it was because of aliens. Jackassaful.

My brother tried to eat an entire pizza in one bite. He failed. Jackassaful.

A thing so stupid it could cause a brain explosion.

My sister tried to text me with her feet. Jackassaful.

My dad tried to explain why he forgot my birthday. He said it was because of a monster. Jackassaful.

I tried to write a poem about a banana. Jackassaful.