Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of stupid people who think they’re the main event and take up all the good seats.

My office is like a jackass zoo. Every day is a new disaster.

This bus ride is a jackass zoo. Someone spilled coffee on my shoes.

My family’s Thanksgiving dinner is a jackass zoo. My uncle keeps talking about his cat.

2

A place where everyone’s an idiot and no one knows how to shut up.

My gym is a jackass zoo. Every guy thinks he’s a bodybuilder.

The mall food court is a jackass zoo. People scream at the ketchup machine.

My class is a jackass zoo. My teacher can’t control us.

3

A group of people who think they’re cool but are actually just loud and dumb.

My bar is a jackass zoo. Everyone yells and no one listens.

My group chat is a jackass zoo. People send memes at 2 a. m.

My neighborhood is a jackass zoo. My neighbor’s dog barks nonstop.

4

A big mess of dumb people who all think they’re the smartest one there.

My school hallway is a jackass zoo. Kids are fighting over who’s the best.

My work break room is a jackass zoo. Everyone talks about their bad day.

My park is a jackass zoo. Kids are screaming and running everywhere.

5

A place full of loud, dumb people who think they’re the center of attention.

My subway is a jackass zoo. People argue over the music.

My restaurant is a jackass zoo. The waiter can’t handle the noise.

My party is a jackass zoo. Everyone’s drunk and fighting.

6

A bunch of people who are too dumb to know they’re being dumb.

My classroom is a jackass zoo. No one pays attention.

My restaurant is a jackass zoo. The waiter can’t handle the noise.

My family is a jackass zoo. My cousin can’t stop talking about his pet turtle.