Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So dumb he thinks he's a genius, but he's just a bag of hot air

He tried to fix the toilet with a spoon. It's still leaking, and now he's mad at the water.

He said he could beat up a dragon with his bare hands. He got bit by a raccoon.

He thinks he's the king of the world because he once won a game of checkers against his dog.

2

Stupid enough to believe the sky is a ceiling

He tried to fly by jumping off a roof. He landed in a bush and cried.

He said the moon was made of cheese. He tried to eat it and got a stomachache.

He thought his neighbor was a ghost because he didn't answer the door.

3

Dumb like a brick, and it's got a head injury

He tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. He said it was a 'flame omelet.'

He tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn't respond. He now believes it's a conspiracy.

He tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape and got stuck in a tree.

4

So dumb he thinks he's a god, but he's just a god of bad decisions

He tried to build a spaceship out of couches. It didn't go anywhere, but he's still proud.

He said he could beat the president in a wrestling match. He got disqualified for talking too much.

He tried to invent a new language. It's just English with extra swear words.

5

Stupid like a donkey with a head full of rocks

He tried to sing in the shower. The neighbors called the cops.

He thought he was a detective. He solved the mystery of why his socks were missing. It was a conspiracy.

He tried to paint the house. He used ketchup and got a job at a restaurant.

6

Dumb enough to believe a chicken is a car

He tried to drive a chicken. It pecked him in the face and escaped.

He said his chicken was a race car. He entered it in a race. It came in last place.

He tried to make a chicken run on a treadmill. It looked confused.