Jackass Plant

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The class clown who asks dumb questions just to make everyone else feel like they're the smartest person in the room and to keep you from failing.
'Why do we even have to learn this?' I asked. The whole class groaned.
During math time, she asked, 'Is this test really gonna be on adding?'
He asked, 'Why can't we just write the answers in crayon?' and the teacher almost died.
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The person who is so clueless they think they're helping the class by asking the most ridiculous questions ever.
'What if the sun went out?' he asked. No one knew what to say.
She asked, 'Are we gonna do this forever?' and I almost cried.
He asked, 'Can we do this on the playground?' and the teacher lost it.
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The human version of a dumb question, walking around asking stuff that makes you wish you were dead.
'Is this even real life?' she asked. The teacher facepalmed.
He asked, 'Why are we even here?' and I wanted to scream.
She asked, 'Can we do this in pajamas?' and the class laughed until we cried.
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The student who is so dumb they think they're the reason you're not failing, and they keep you from going insane.
'Is this the end of the world?' he asked. I wanted to punch him.
She asked, 'Are we even learning anything?' and I nearly exploded.
He asked, 'Can we do this on the weekend?' and I almost fainted.
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The one person in the class who asks stupid questions just to make you feel like a genius and keep you from getting expelled.
'Is this the last question?' she asked. I almost cried from stress.
He asked, 'Can we just take a break?' and the teacher almost gave up.
She asked, 'Why can't we do this in the hallway?' and the class laughed until we were sore.
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The dumbest kid in the class who thinks they're saving you from failure by asking the most ridiculous questions ever.
'Is this even worth it?' he asked. I wanted to scream.
She asked, 'Are we even gonna do this?' and I almost had a meltdown.
He asked, 'Can we do this in the gym?' and the teacher almost died from laughing.
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