jackass on super-high

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A brain full of dirt and bad decisions that makes everyone around you want to die.

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then said it was 'just a phase.'

My neighbor thinks the moon is made of cheese and wants to live there.

My dog tried to chew through the wall and still thinks it's a good idea.

A human being who thinks they’re a god, but actually just really bad at life.

My uncle tried to start a band and called it 'The Great Banana.'

My friend thought a traffic light was a game show and waved at it.

My mom thinks the internet is a real place and sends emails to the sky.

The kind of dumb that makes your brain scream and your eyes roll out of your head.

My brother tried to fly by jumping off a roof and yelled 'I'm a bird!' the whole way down.

My neighbor tried to talk to a tree and got mad when it didn’t answer.

My dad thinks the sun is a giant flashlight and wears sunglasses at night.

A person who has no idea what they're doing and doesn't care if the world burns down.

My cousin tried to cook a pizza and set the kitchen on fire.

My friend thinks a toaster is a spaceship and wants to 'launch' it.

My brother tried to run a marathon and walked for five minutes.

A brain that's been kicked by a donkey and still thinks it's cool.

My uncle thinks a banana peel is a fashion statement and wears it on his head.

My neighbor tried to explain the sky to a cloud and got yelled at.

My friend thinks a traffic jam is a game show and starts cheering.