Jackass of the Day

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a guy who acts like a complete idiot from morning till night and doesn’t stop.
He ate a whole pizza by himself in the middle of a meeting.
He tried to sing karaoke but couldn’t remember the lyrics.
He walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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someone who does stupid things so much that the whole day is ruined for everyone.
He threw his coffee at the printer and missed.
He tried to explain a joke to a dog.
He wore mismatched socks and didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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the person who makes everyone else look smart just by being an idiot all day.
He tried to text with one hand while eating a burrito with the other.
He sat in a chair backwards and fell over.
He said the word 'moist' five times in a row.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a human who acts like a donkey with no brain and no sense of time.
He ran into the fridge and broke a light bulb.
He tried to do a handstand in the hallway and failed.
He asked for a second soda and then a third.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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the person who turns every normal thing into a disaster just because they’re stupid.
He tried to balance on a chair and fell on the floor.
He wore a hat inside a car and didn’t realize it.
He tried to whisper but yelled instead.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a human who has no idea what’s going on and doesn’t care.
He tried to eat a sandwich with a fork and failed.
He walked into a classroom and sat in the wrong seat.
He said the word 'bananas' three times and then cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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