Jackass Movie

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the most fucking insane movie ever made with all the dumbest people doing the worst stunts ever and still somehow being the main attraction
I watched it twice in one day and still can’t believe Wee-Man jumped into a sand vagina
My cousin screamed so loud during the car jump that the neighbors called the cops
My teacher made me watch it during math class and I got a C because I laughed too hard
2
the funniest movie of all time and if you haven’t seen it yet your life is officially ruined
I watched it on a plane and the guy next to me thought I was crying
My dog watched it with me and he peed on the floor from laughing
I tried to explain it to my grandma and she said it was ‘the most idiotic thing she ever saw’
3
a movie so stupid it’s genius and it’s full of people who think falling off a cliff is a good idea
I watched it with my brother and we both got motion sickness from the car stunts
My friend’s mom watched it and she started crying because she thought it was real
My teacher said it was the worst movie ever and then I got detention for laughing
4
a movie that's funny but not as good as CKY and that’s just a fact
I watched it and thought ‘CKY is way better’
My friend tried to convince me it was better and I told him he was a fool
I watched it and then watched CKY and my brain exploded from the difference
5
a movie where dumb people do dumb things and somehow make it look like a masterpiece
I watched it and my dog started doing backflips from excitement
My teacher made me watch it and I got a detention for laughing too much
I watched it with my grandma and she said it was the best thing she ever saw
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