Jackass Love

You: Why did the chicken cross the road? Him: To get to the other side. You: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Him: That’s why we’re friends.

DM: Hey, I just yelled at my mom for burning my toast. She yelled back. We’re like besties now.

At the party, I spilled my drink on him. He laughed so hard he fell over. Now we’re the kings of idiot love.

He said my joke was the worst. I said his was worse. Now we’re dating. Who knew?

She called me a f***ing genius. I called her a d***head. Now we’re in a relationship. It’s the worst.

We got into a fight about who was more annoying. Turns out, we’re both annoying. Now we’re together.

He called me a f***ing idiot. I called him a d***head. Now we’re hanging out every day. It’s weird.

She made a joke about my hair. I made one about hers. Now we’re like, besties. It’s ridiculous.

We both got kicked out of class for talking crap. Now we’re in love. It’s insane.

He said I was the worst. I said he was. Now we’re besties. It’s amazing.

We laughed at each other’s dumb jokes. Now we’re like, forever friends. Who knew?

We made fun of each other’s face. Now we’re like, best friends. It’s wild.

He called me a total f***head. I called him one. Now we’re together. It’s weird.

She laughed at my joke. I laughed at hers. Now we’re like, in love. Who knew?

We made fun of each other’s dumbass jokes. Now we’re dating. It’s insane.