jackass

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but is just a loud mouth with no brains.
My cousin is a jackass because he yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.
My dog called my brother a jackass for stealing his snack.
My teacher said I was a jackass for drawing on the desks.
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A donkey who also happens to be a brainless idiot and the reason you're watching a show that's as stupid as it sounds.
That jackass on the show tried to jump off a moving train and failed.
My friend is a jackass because he thinks he's a rockstar.
My brother is a jackass because he ate my last pizza slice.
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What a president said to a rapper who had the audacity to interrupt a big moment and think it was cool.
Obama called Kanye West a jackass because he ruined the VMAs.
My mom called my dad a jackass for burning the dinner.
My teacher called the principal a jackass for being late to class.
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A show that's full of dumb people doing dumb stuff and making you question your life choices.
Bam Magera is a jackass who tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
Johnny Knoxville is a jackass who jumped out of a plane with no parachute.
My friend is a jackass because he thinks he's on the show.
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A person who is so annoying and rude they might as well be a walking insult.
My neighbor is a jackass because he plays loud music at 2 AM.
My brother is a jackass for stealing my phone.
My teacher is a jackass because she gave me detention for no reason.
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A brainless idiot who also happens to be a donkey and the reason you're watching a show that's as dumb as it sounds.
That jackass donkey is the reason I hate donkeys.
My dog called my brother a jackass for eating my snack.
My friend is a jackass because he thinks he's smart.
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