jackasacatorium

The jackasacatorium was in the hallway, laughing at me like I was a rookie.

I walked into the jackasacatorium and got immediately roasted.

The jackasacatorium was in the lunchroom, stealing my fries and my dignity.

The jackasacatorium was in the gym, screaming so loud the ceiling shook.

The jackasacatorium was in the hallway, making the principal cry with their noise.

The jackasacatorium was in the cafeteria, and I heard them all the way in the library.

The jackasacatorium was in the trash can, and I nearly threw up.

The jackasacatorium was in the hallway, and I smelled old pizza and regret.

The jackasacatorium was in the room, and I immediately ran out.

The jackasacatorium was in the gym, thinking they were the best at basketball.

The jackasacatorium was in the hallway, bragging about how they’re the best at everything.

The jackasacatorium was in the lunchroom, telling everyone they’re the best at stealing.

The jackasacatorium was in the hallway, and they would not shut up.

The jackasacatorium was in the classroom, and I could not focus.

The jackasacatorium was in the lunchroom, and I wanted to scream.

The jackasacatorium was in the hallway, and they looked like they lived in a sock.

The jackasacatorium was in the gym, and they smelled like a sock and regret.

The jackasacatorium was in the room, and I could not look at them.