jackary

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A total legend who’s got more charm than a hotdog stand on a Friday. He’s got curly hair, a good laugh, and can make you cum in bed before breakfast.

Jackary just walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him. I swear half the people got hard.

He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he wanted to have sex in a cereal box. I said yes.

He’s the reason my ex cheated on me with a chicken.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A ship name for two Why Don't We boys who are like brothers and have the bond of a married couple who still have sex. Jack + Zach = Jackary. It’s the most ridiculous thing ever.

My friend said Jackary is like the love child of a hotdog and a chicken. I said that’s the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard.

I ship Jackary so hard I once cried in a microwave.

I think Jackary is real and lives in my fridge.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A guy who’s got more talent than a magician and can rap better than your mom. He’s also probably going to be a lawyer, but he’ll be a bad one because he’ll forget to charge you.

Jackary rapped me to sleep last night. I woke up with a headache and a boner.

He tried to be a lawyer once. He forgot to charge me $100 and now I owe him $200.

He’s the reason my guitar teacher is crying in a coffee shop.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you and your lover keep breaking up because you’re both stupid and then get back together because you’re both even stupider. It’s like a bad horror movie.

We broke up 12 times in one day. It was like watching a horror movie on repeat.

We said it was over forever, then got back together because he texted me a picture of a hot dog.

We broke up because he forgot to bring me a hot dog. Then got back together because he brought me two.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago