jackaroo

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A hot guy you want to flirt with or ‘mac on’ until he turns you into a smushed tomato.
My teacher is a jackaroo and I’m in love
He’s so hot I’d follow him to the moon
I tried to mac on him and now I’m stuck in the back of the class
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A guy who’s so fresh he’s like a biddie but with more balls and less makeup.
That new guy at work is a jackaroo and he’s already flirting with my boss
He’s the male version of a biddie and I’m obsessed
He looks like he just walked out of a fashion show and into a farm
3
The guy everyone wants to mack on because he’s the king of the farm and looks like a prince.
He’s the jackaroo and he’s the best mack subject ever
I saw him and I immediately wanted to mack on him
He’s the jackaroo and he’s basically a walking dream
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The opposite of a jillaroo, which is like saying a jackaroo is a guy and a jillaroo is a girl who’s probably got more sense.
He’s a jackaroo and she’s a jillaroo, and I don’t get why they’re dating
Jackaroo and jillaroo are like night and day
They’re opposites and it’s making me confused
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A newbie who gets thrown onto a farm and hopes they don’t die from boredom or being kicked by a sheep.
That jackaroo got kicked by a sheep and he’s still crying
He’s the new jackaroo and he’s already lost two sheep
He’s a jackaroo and he’s already thinking about quitting
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A city kid who goes to the bush to escape the noise, only to find out the bush is louder and more chaotic.
He left the city to be a jackaroo and now he’s screaming at sheep
She went to the bush to be a jackaroo and now she’s lost
He’s a jackaroo and he misses the city more than he thought he would
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A piece of junk 4WD that looks like it was built by a drunk kangaroo and it constantly breaks down.
My jackaroo broke down again and I’m screaming
It’s a jackaroo and it’s worse than my ex
I tried to drive it and now it’s stuck in a ditch
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A Holden Jackaroo is a car that breaks down so often it’s like it’s got a death wish and a bunch of bad luck.
My Holden Jackaroo broke down again and now I’m walking
It’s a jackaroo and it broke down three times in one day
I tried to drive it and now it’s dead and I’m alive
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The Holden Jackaroo is a car that’s so unreliable it makes people want to quit life and just hitchhike with Ivan Millat.
My Holden Jackaroo broke down and now I’m hitchhiking
It broke down again and now I’m screaming at it
I gave up on my jackaroo and now I’m with Ivan
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A Holden Jackaroo is a car that patrol owners hate because it’s always there to save them when they get stuck.
The jackaroo saved me from getting stuck and now I’m grateful
Patrol owners hate the jackaroo because it’s always saving them
The jillaroo and the jackaroo are always there to save everyone
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