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A brainless meatball who thinks they're king of the hill.
He ate the last slice of pizza and then cried about it.
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the router is crying.
He called me a ‘dweeb’ and then got tackled by a dog.
jackaremus
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A human version of a broken toaster that still thinks it's fancy.
He tried to impress the barista by saying ‘latte’ wrong three times.
He fell into a puddle and still said it was ‘fancy’.
He tried to rap and it sounded like a goat with a broken voice box.
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A person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just loud and confused.
He yelled ‘I’m cool’ and then fell off a chair.
He tried to flirt with the waitress and she gave him a look like he was a bad joke.
He tried to dance and it looked like a robot had a seizure.