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When you fake a hand job just to trick a guy into getting smacked in the nuts like he’s a idiot.

He thought he was getting a hand job, but I hit him with my fist and said, 'You fell for it!'

I told him I’d do it for free, then I kicked him in the balls.

He begged me to stop, but I just said, 'This is your punishment.'

A hand job that’s just a setup for a nut-smashing surprise.

He said, 'I’ll do anything for you.' I said, 'Even this.' Then I crushed his nuts.

I gave him a hand job, then I hit him with a baseball bat.

He thought it was a love note, but it was a nut-crushing note.

Faking a hand job just so you can get a guy to feel like a fool and get his nuts kicked.

He said, 'You’re the best.' I said, 'That’s why I’m kicking your nuts.'

I did a hand job, then I said, 'Now feel like a fool.'

He was getting excited, then I hit him with a broom.

When you pretend to give a hand job just to hit a guy’s nuts like he’s a stupid kid.

He was getting close, then I said, 'You’re not getting any more.'

I told him I’d do it for free, then I hit him in the nuts.

He said, 'I’ll do anything for you.' I said, 'Even this.'

Giving a hand job that’s just a cover for a nut-smashing attack.

He was getting excited, then I hit him with a hammer.

I did a hand job, then I said, 'Now feel the pain.'

He thought he was getting a hand job, but I kicked him in the nuts.

When you make a guy think you’re giving him a hand job just to hit his nuts like he’s a dumb donkey.

He said, 'You’re the best.' I said, 'That’s why I’m hitting your nuts.'

I did a hand job, then I said, 'Now feel like a donkey.'

He was getting excited, then I kicked him in the nuts.