Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smug iPhone user who thinks they're cool because they download apps instead of actually learning how to do stuff.

'I can't find my keys, but I can download an app to find them.'

'I don't know how to tie my shoes, but I can find an app for that.'

'I don't know how to cook, but I can order food through an app.'

2

A human who thinks they're smart because they have 50 apps on their phone, even though they can't do basic math.

'I don't know how to divide 10 by 2, but I can use a calculator app.'

'I can't spell my name, but I can use a spellcheck app.'

'I can't remember my password, but I can use an app to remember it.'

3

A guy who thinks he's the king of the world because he has an app that tells him what time it is.

'I can't tell the time, but my app can.'

'I can't read, but my app can read for me.'

'I can't walk, but my app can guide me.'

4

A person who thinks they're the smartest because they have 100 apps, even though they can't do anything without one.

'I can't eat without an app.'

'I can't breathe without an app.'

'I can't think without an app.'

5

A human who lives in the app world and has no idea how to do real life stuff.

'I can't cook, but I can order pizza through an app.'

'I can't read, but I can use a text-to-speech app.'

'I can't remember my name, but I can use a reminder app.'

6

A person who would rather download an app to fix their problem than actually fix it.

'I can't find my phone, so I downloaded an app to find it.'

'I can't do my homework, so I downloaded an app to do it for me.'

'I can't even talk, but I can use a text-to-speech app.'