jackaphobe

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A computer user who yells at the wall when forced to use a hard line connection.

Why can't I just plug in? I'm not a damn cable!

I'm not using this thing. I'll just scream at the router until it works.

This hard line is like my ex. I hate it.

A person who would rather fight a dragon than use a hard line connection.

I'd battle a dragon before I plug in this stupid thing.

If I had a sword, I'd cut this cable in half.

Dragons are easier to beat than this cable.

A computer user who cusses like a sailor when the hard line connection won't work.

This cable is dead. I swear it's dead.

Why won't this work? I'm gonna cuss the internet to death.

This thing is worse than my brother on a bad day.