Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who is so dumb it hurts, and they do crazy stuff just to make it worse.

My cousin tried to fix the toilet by throwing a couch at it. That’s a jackape moment.

He ran into traffic yelling 'I’m a superhero!' and got hit by a bus. Classic jackape.

She tried to cook a steak by throwing it at the wall. That’s not cooking, that’s a jackape’s job.

2

Someone who acts like they’re smart but is actually a walking disaster.

He tried to build a treehouse with a ladder and a banana. It fell apart. That’s a jackape.

She said she could fix the internet by yelling at it. It didn’t work. Jackape confirmed.

He tried to win a race by running backward. He lost. Jackape approved.

3

A person who is so dumb they make the dumbest choices ever, like wearing socks as shoes.

He wore socks as shoes to a party. Everyone laughed. That’s a jackape.

She tried to talk to the dog by yelling at the wall. That’s a jackape’s life.

He tried to ride a bike without wheels. It didn’t go far. Jackape style.

4

A human who is so stupid they think they’re cool while doing something totally ridiculous.

He tried to dance on a trampoline while wearing socks. He looked like a jackape.

She tried to sing a song into a blender. That’s a jackape’s dream.

He ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried. Jackape level stupidity.

5

A person who is so dumb they think being loud counts as being smart.

He screamed at the TV like it was a monster. That’s a jackape’s move.

She yelled at the microwave until it exploded. Jackape approved.

He tried to impress people by shouting at a cloud. That’s a jackape’s way.

6

A person who is so dumb they think falling off a chair is a superpower.

He fell off a chair and said it was a superpower. That’s a jackape.

She tried to fly by jumping off a table. It didn’t work. Jackape confirmed.

He tripped over a pencil and cried. That’s a jackape’s life.