jackanus

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the insult you throw at someone when they act like a brain-dead donkey who just got hit by a truck

You said the sky is green? I’m gonna call you a jackanus for the rest of the day.

My dog can do algebra. You? You’re a jackanus.

He tried to explain quantum physics to a toaster. I called him a jackanus.

the word you use when someone’s stupidity is so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood

She said the moon is made of cheese. I called her a jackanus and she cried.

He tried to fight a robot. I said, 'You’re a jackanus.'

He ate the entire pizza. I said, 'You’re a jackanus.'

the name you give someone when they make you want to throw them off a cliff and into a lake

He tried to teach a goldfish how to ride a bike. I called him a jackanus.

She wore socks with sandals. I called her a jackanus.

He said the sun was a giant disco ball. I called him a jackanus.

the insult you use when someone is so clueless they think a banana is a fruit and a vegetable

He tried to argue with a calculator. I called him a jackanus.

She said the ocean is a big lake. I called her a jackanus.

He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos. I called him a jackanus.

the insult you throw at someone when they’re so dumb they think a chicken is a dinosaur

He said the moon was made of cheese. I called him a jackanus.

She tried to take a nap during a fire drill. I called her a jackanus.

He tried to fight a ghost with a banana. I called him a jackanus.