jackaneeb

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The only person who thinks they’re invincible because they have 1000 health and a sword

Jackaneeb walked into a dragon’s lair and got roasted by a baby dragon. Still says he’s the best.

Tried to kill me with a club. I hit him with a spell and he fell over like a drunk man.

He ran into a mob of goblins and screamed like a girl. Still says he’s the most pure tank.

A guy who thinks he’s the king of RuneScape because he never dies

He got killed by a zombie and still said he was the strongest.

He tried to fight me and got one-hit. Still said he was the best.

He took 100 damage and said it was just a scratch.

The guy who thinks he’s the strongest because he never loses

He lost a fight and still said he was the best.

He got beaten by a level 1 player and still claimed he was the strongest.

He got hit by a spell and said it was just a minor inconvenience.

The only person who thinks he’s a god because he has a sword and a shield

He fought a dragon with a stick and said it was a fair fight.

He got knocked out by a level 2 player and said it was just a minor setback.

He ran into a mob of trolls and screamed like a baby. Still said he was a god.

A guy who thinks he’s the best because he’s never been defeated

He got defeated by a level 3 player and still said he was the best.

He was hit by a spell and said it was just a minor inconvenience.

He took 100 damage and said it was nothing.

The guy who thinks he’s the strongest because he has 1000 health and a sword

He got killed by a goblin and still said he was the strongest.

He took 200 damage and said it was just a minor thing.

He got hit by a spell and said it was just a scratch.