Jackanave

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A brainless moron who acts like a fool and makes no sense; someone who does stuff that even a lowlife would be ashamed of
My cousin ate a whole pizza for breakfast and then cried because he couldn’t fit into his pants.
He jumped into a lake in the middle of winter just because he thought he was cool.
She texted her ex 20 times in one day and then blocked him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person so clueless they think being loud means they’re smart; someone who does things that make you want to throw things
He tried to fix the TV with a hammer and now it doesn’t work and neither does his hand.
She wore socks with sandals to a party and nobody invited her back.
He started a fight with a chicken and lost.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A complete waste of space who does dumb stuff just for the heck of it; someone who acts like they’re the king of the dumb
He tried to talk to a dog and got yelled at by the dog’s owner.
She tried to dance in a grocery store and got kicked out.
He painted his face blue and tried to be a wizard.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who thinks they’re funny but everyone else thinks they’re annoying; someone who does stuff that makes you want to scream
He told a joke that nobody laughed at and then kept telling it.
She wore a hat made of socks and nobody asked her to be a fashion icon.
He tried to sing in the shower and now the neighbors hate him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A human who does things that don’t make sense and acts like they’re the smartest person in the room; someone who thinks they’re cool but they’re not
He tried to ride a bike with a cow and fell into a ditch.
She tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it didn’t work.
He wore a hat made of spaghetti and nobody asked him to be a chef.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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