jackamojo

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A buddy you beg to join you in your dumb plans, like they have no life.

Hey jackamojo, let's rob a convenience store. It'll be easy.

Jackamojo, we're gonna win the lottery. Just help me buy a ticket.

Jackamojo, I've got a plan. It's foolproof. We're gonna be rich.

The guy you drag into your mess because you think he's cool, even though he's not.

Jackamojo, I just got a tattoo. You gotta see it. It's amazing.

Jackamojo, I bet my mom I could eat ten hot dogs. You’re joining me.

Jackamojo, my ex is coming. You gotta help me hide.

Your friend who always says yes, even when it’s clearly a bad idea.

Jackamojo, I’m gonna fight a dragon. You’re coming with me.

Jackamojo, I’m gonna skip school. Let’s go.

Jackamojo, I’ve got a crush on that girl. We’re gonna talk to her.

The person you use to cover for your dumb decisions, like they owe you.

Jackamojo, I broke my mom’s favorite mug. You’re gonna tell her I was sick.

Jackamojo, I got in trouble. You said you’d back me up.

Jackamojo, I stole a sandwich. You’re gonna say you saw me.

The guy you rope into your chaos because you think he’s a legend, even though he’s not.

Jackamojo, I just got a pet goat. You’re gonna help me take care of it.

Jackamojo, I got a job at the pizza place. You’re gonna work with me.

Jackamojo, I’m gonna become a rockstar. You’re gonna be my band.