Jackameme

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A guy who hasn't had sex yet and pees all over their belly button like it's a toilet
My cousin is a jackameme. He peed in his belly button during a Zoom call.
He tried to be cool and just peed in his belly button again.
I saw him in the shower and he was peeing in his belly button like it was a party.
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A guy who's too scared of getting laid and just pees in their own belly button instead
He's a total jackameme. He pees in his belly button instead of talking to girls.
He peed in his belly button during a group chat and no one said anything.
He just sat there peeing in his belly button like it was a normal thing to do.
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A guy who's too lazy to go to the bathroom and just pees in their belly button all day
He's a jackameme. He peed in his belly button at lunch and no one noticed.
He peed in his belly button while watching TV like it was a ritual.
He peed in his belly button during a meeting and it was the best part of the day.
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A guy who's so bad at sex he just pees in their own belly button instead of doing it right
He's a jackameme. He peed in his belly button during his first date.
He tried to do it right but just peed in his belly button.
He was so bad at sex he peed in his belly button and called it a win.
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A guy who thinks peeing in their belly button is the same as having sex
He's a jackameme. He thinks peeing in his belly button is a full-blown relationship.
He peed in his belly button and called it a date.
He peed in his belly button and said it was the best sex he ever had.
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A guy who’s so desperate for attention he pees in their belly button just to be noticed
He’s a jackameme. He peed in his belly button during class just to get attention.
He peed in his belly button during a meeting and no one cared.
He peed in his belly button on the bus and it was the most dramatic thing ever.
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