jackamaroon

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a human who thinks they're smart but they're not. like a brainless worm who tried to become a king.

My cousin thinks he's Einstein. He failed math twice. He's a jackamaroon.

My dog could solve this problem. This guy? He's a jackamaroon.

He said he'd fix the computer. He unplugged it. He's a jackamaroon.

a person who is so dumb they should be locked in a closet with a donut and a remote control.

My neighbor thinks he's a genius. He said the sky is green. He's a jackamaroon.

She said the moon is made of cheese. I said, 'You're a jackamaroon.'

He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos. He's a jackamaroon.

a person who acts like they know everything but they really don't. like a flamingo who thinks it's a flamingo expert.

He said he could fix the internet. He turned it off. He's a jackamaroon.

My teacher said he's the smartest man alive. He called 2 + 2 = 5. He's a jackamaroon.

He thinks he's a chef. He burned toast. He's a jackamaroon.

a person who is so dumb they make a donkey look smart. like a brain that was hit by a brick.

He thinks he's a rockstar. He can't even play the guitar. He's a jackamaroon.

She tried to cook. She set the kitchen on fire. She's a jackamaroon.

He thinks he's a scientist. He said water is made of cookies. He's a jackamaroon.

a person who is so dumb they think a hole in the ground is a portal to another world. they're like a confused potato.

He said he saw a dragon. It was a cat. He's a jackamaroon.

He thinks he's a wizard. He tried to turn water into wine. He turned it into sludge. He's a jackamaroon.

She said she's a doctor. She gave me a bandage. It was upside down. She's a jackamaroon.