jackamahole

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A person so dumb and rude they make your brain hurt and your eyes roll into the back of your head.
My cousin is a jackamahole. He spilled soup on my mom and laughed.
That guy at the store called me a jackamahole. I told him to go eat dirt.
My teacher said I was a jackamahole for talking during the test.
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A human who acts like a donkey and smells like a rotten sandwich.
My neighbor is a jackamahole. He yells at his cat and eats pizza for breakfast.
My friend said I was a jackamahole for eating the last donut.
My dad called my brother a jackamahole because he broke his phone.
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A person who makes life hard for everyone around them, just because they can.
My boss is a jackamahole. He makes us work weekends and doesn’t pay us.
My sister is a jackamahole. She took my phone and posted my secrets online.
My mom called my dad a jackamahole for forgetting her birthday.
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A human who talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up.
My brother is a jackamahole. He talks during my video game and won’t stop.
My teacher said I was a jackamahole for talking during the math test.
My friend is a jackamahole. He talks in my head and won’t leave.
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A person who is so bad at everything, they make the moon look proud.
My uncle is a jackamahole. He tried to cook dinner and burned the house down.
My dad is a jackamahole. He tried to fix the TV and broke it.
My teacher said I was a jackamahole for drawing on the walls.
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