jackalus

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a guy who looks fly and has a trap phone that’s so good it’s like it’s yelling at you
Yo, that jackalus just walked in and my phone started sweating
I tried to beat his trap phone and it laughed in my face
He dropped his phone and it still sounded like a symphony
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the type of guy who makes your trap phone feel like it’s in the hospital
I saw that jackalus and my phone immediately got a fever
He dropped a track and my trap phone started crying
His phone is so good, mine got a tattoo of shame
3
a guy who’s so cool his trap phone is like a celebrity at a party
That jackalus walked in and my phone started taking selfies
His trap phone got a standing ovation and mine got a standing shame
He brought his trap phone and mine got fired
4
the guy who makes your trap phone look like it just got dumped
I saw that jackalus and my phone got a breakup text
His trap phone was so good, mine got jealous and left
He dropped a beat and mine got a restraining order
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a guy who’s so cool, his trap phone is like it’s on vacation
That jackalus walked in and my phone got a vacation text
His trap phone was so good, mine took a break and got a tan
He dropped a track and mine went to the Bahamas
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the kind of guy who makes your trap phone feel like it’s in a fight club
I saw that jackalus and my phone started a fist fight
His trap phone punched mine and it got a black eye
He dropped a beat and mine got thrown out of the club
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