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a juggalo who thinks they're the king of the chaos but still can't do a proper backflip

@juggalofan234: "Jackaloff tried to do a backflip at the show and face-planted into the crowd."

DM from a fan: "Jackaloff claims he's the best but his flip is worse than my grandma's dance moves."

A kid at the show yells: "Jackaloff, your flip is a disgrace!"

a juggalo who thinks they're the main event, but they're just the guy who brings the glitter

"Jackaloff walks in with glitter and thinks he's the star of the show."

A tweet: "Jackaloff brings glitter like it's a battle cry."

Fan says: "Jackaloff is just the glitter guy. The real Juggalos are the ones who throw the punches."

a juggalo who's loud, obnoxious, and still can't spell "juggalo"

"Jackaloff yells 'Juggaloff!' like it's the name of a superpower, but he can't spell it right."

A tweet says: "Jackaloff can't spell juggalo, but he sure can spell 'dumbass'."

Fan message: "Jackaloff yells 'Juggaloff!' so loud he wakes up the entire crowd."

a juggalo who thinks they're the main event but they're just the guy who brings the glitter and still can't do a proper backflip

"Jackaloff brings glitter and tries to do a backflip, but it ends with him face-planted in the crowd."

Fan yells: "Jackaloff is the glitter guy and the flip guy, but he's not the main event!"

A tweet: "Jackaloff is the glitter and flip guy. He thinks he's the main event, but he's just the guy who brings the chaos."

a juggalo who thinks they're the main event but can't spell 'juggalo' and still can't do a proper backflip

"Jackaloff yells 'Juggaloff!' and tries to do a backflip but ends up face-planted in the crowd."

Fan message: "Jackaloff can't spell juggalo, can't do a backflip, but he still thinks he's the main event."

A tweet: "Jackaloff is the worst juggalo, he can't spell it, he can't flip, but he still thinks he's the best."

a juggalo who's loud, obnoxious, brings glitter, and still can't spell 'juggalo'

"Jackaloff yells 'Juggaloff!' like it's a battle cry, brings glitter, but still can't spell 'juggalo' right."

A tweet: "Jackaloff is the glitter guy, the loud guy, the obnoxious guy, but he still can't spell juggalo."

Fan says: "Jackaloff is loud, obnoxious, brings glitter, and still can't spell juggalo!"