jackalius

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a name so cool it makes your head explode. it works for anyone, even your grandma if she’s trying to be fancy.

My name is Jackalius and I’m here to ruin your day.

Jackalius? That’s the name of my dog and he’s a legend.

My mom named me Jackalius and now I live in shame.

a name so trashy it smells like old pizza. it can be for anyone, even your dad if he’s trying too hard.

Jackalius? That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.

My friend is named Jackalius and he’s a disgrace.

I’m named Jackalius and I hate life.

a name so random it might as well be a curse. it can be used for anyone, even your teacher if they’re trying to be cool.

Jackalius? Why would anyone choose that name?

My teacher is named Jackalius and I’m traumatized.

Jackalius is my name and I’m never going to recover.