Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Talking so much it makes your brain fall out. Like a broken record that won’t stop playing.

'Bro, you’ve been talking since breakfast!'

'I’ve been listening to this guy for an hour. I’m half-dead.'

'He rambled so much, I started dreaming about silence.'

2

A lazy, smelly college kid who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread. They sit in the library, eat like a horse, and never clean up.

'He ate pizza at 2 a. m. and left crusts on the floor.'

'I saw him napping in the dining hall during lunch.'

'He’s so pretentious, he thinks his coffee is a luxury.'

3

A sneaky troublemaker who wants to see you fail. They’re like a kid who steals your candy and laughs about it.

'He tripped me in math class on purpose.'

'She took my test answers and failed me.'

'He cheated and then bragged about it.'

4

Bums who come out at night to steal your paper. They’ll rob you, kill you, or just yell at you for no reason.

'I got my paper stolen by some dirtbag in the park.'

'They chased me down the street for my paper.'

'They killed my paper and then left me in the dust.'

5

A group of crazy people who mark their territory with poop and pee. They hang out in cities and make people go to sleep.

'They peed on my subway seat and called it a sign of respect.'

'I saw them outside my apartment with a giant mess.'

'They made me fall asleep in the park.'

6

A bunch of scruffy guys who hit on women and then leave them high and dry. They’re bad at talking and even worse at relationships.

'He flashed cash at the bar and left me hanging.'

'They all tried to flirt with me at once.'

'He called me a 'babe' and then forgot my name.'

7

A pack of wild animals that hunt small prey. They eat anything and are always scavenging for food.

'They ate my sandwich and then laughed at me.'

'They hunted a bird and brought it back to the park.'

'They scavenged my leftovers and called it a meal.'