jackaled

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Getting a double dose of head and butt from a mom and her kid, like they’re trying to give you a full meal and a slap at the same time.
"I got jackaled by my ex’s mom and her daughter at a hotel. It was like a family reunion and a beatdown.", @slapandhead
"Just got jackaled at the mall. I didn’t even know they had a buffet there.", @slapandhead
"My boyfriend’s mom and his sister showed up at my house for a surprise party. I got jackaled.", @slapandhead
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A lazy, ugly, smelly kid at the University of Chicago who thinks they’re fancy and deserves everything. They live in the library, eat at the cafeteria, and sleep in their dorms like they own the place.
"That jackal in my dorm eats pizza at 2 a. m. and doesn’t care if I’m trying to sleep.", @slapandhead
"I saw a jackal in the library with three slices of pizza and a Coke. He was bragging about his GPA.", @slapandhead
"The jackals in my class don’t do anything but complain and eat.", @slapandhead
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A sneaky, troublemaker who loves to mess with other people and make their life a living hell.
"My neighbor’s a jackal. He started a rumor that I stole his cat.", @slapandhead
"That jackal in my class keeps sending me weird messages. I don’t know what he wants.", @slapandhead
"The jackal in my group project keeps changing the answers just to make me look bad.", @slapandhead
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Filthy, mean guys who come out at night to steal your cash or kill you if you don’t hand it over fast.
"I got jackaled on the street last night. They took my wallet and my dignity.", @slapandhead
"That jackal group tried to rob me. I had to fight them off with my coffee.", @slapandhead
"I saw a jackal gang in the park. They looked like they were about to kill someone.", @slapandhead
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A group of losers who mark their territory with pee and poop. They’re all over New York, Washington, and even Dewey Beach.
"That jackal gang in my school marked the hallway with pee and poop. It smells like a bathroom at 2 a. m.", @slapandhead
"I saw a jackal group in the park. They had UNF all over the grass.", @slapandhead
"They showed up at my house and marked my lawn with their UNF. I was horrified.", @slapandhead
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A wild animal, kind of like a dog or a coyote, that eats anything and hunts little animals. It’s a scavenger with no sense of style or hygiene.
"I saw a jackal in the park. It was eating a rat and looked like it hadn’t showered in a week.", @slapandhead
"That jackal was hanging out in the woods. It looked like a dog with no life.", @slapandhead
"The jackals in the zoo are dirty and eat anything. They’re like the scum of the animal world.", @slapandhead
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A bunch of guys who hit on girls and leave them high and dry. They’re all about flashing cash and getting drunk.
"That jackal group hit on my sister and then left her with a broken heart and a bad hair day.", @slapandhead
"I saw a jackal at the bar. He flashed cash and then walked off like he owned the place.", @slapandhead
"Those jackals don’t know how to talk. They just grunt and drink like they’re in a bar fight.", @slapandhead
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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