jackalated

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When your brain is so fried from being stupid that even your thoughts are jacked up. Total mess of a mind.

My essay was jackalated. I wrote 'I like pizza' in 3 different ways.

He tried to explain calculus, but it was just jackalated nonsense.

I sent my mom a jackalated text: 'I love you, but I also hate you, but I might not come home tonight.'

A lazy, ugly college kid who thinks they're the king of the world, even though they can't pass a test and they smell like a garbage can.

That jackal sat in the library all day, eating pizza and ignoring the exam.

The jackal walked into the dining hall at 2 AM, wearing pajamas and a hat.

He’s a jackal, but he thinks he’s a genius because he knows how to spell 'douchebag'.

A sneaky, annoying person who wants to ruin your life, like a little kid who steals your snacks and laughs at you.

My neighbor is a jackal. He stole my WiFi and my last sock.

She’s a jackal who told my crush I had a 'weird face.'

He’s a jackal. He drew a mustache on my teacher’s face with marker.

Bums who rob you for your paper money, and if you don’t give it to them, they’ll stab you and laugh about it.

These jackals robbed me at the bus stop. I had $5 and now I have a bruise.

He was a jackal who threatened me with a knife for my lunch money.

The jackal came out of nowhere and stole my pizza from the cart.

A bunch of losers who mark their territory with poop and pee, and they think it's cool.

The jackals marked their territory with a big pile of poop and a wet spot on the floor.

That jackal group left their mess on the bus and no one said anything.

I saw a jackal urinating on the statue in the park, and no one stopped them.

A group of guys who chase after girls like they’re hungry, then they get drunk and forget they ever liked them.

That jackal came up to me and said, 'You’re hot,' then left after 10 seconds.

He flashed his cash at me and then went to the bar and got drunk.

They all chase the same girl and then laugh at each other when they fail.

A bunch of guys who look like they rolled out of a trash can, and they don’t care if they smell like one.

That jackal looked like he hadn’t showered since the beginning of the school year.

He showed up in a hat and a t-shirt that said 'I love tacos' and smelled like a trash can.

They all wore the same jeans and never washed their shirts.