jackalantern

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A golden bird that's faster than a drunk kid on a sugar rush. It's so fast it looks like a fart in the sky. It'll lead you to Persia if you're lucky, but most people end up lost and mad.

My uncle chased a jackalantern for three hours and ended up in a gas station parking lot.

I saw it zoom past my dog like it was late for a meeting.

My teacher said it was the only thing that could beat her at chess.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A shiny bird that flies so fast it could give a superhero a complex. It's like a golden bullet with wings. Try to follow it and you'll probably end up in a ditch.

I tried to follow it and ended up in a ditch with my lunch.

My dad said it was the reason he missed his flight.

It flew past my mom's hair like it was a runway.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A golden bird so fast it could make a race car cry. It'll take you to Persia if you're rich enough, but most people just get lost and swear at the sky.

My brother got lost and started swearing at the sky.

I saw it fly past my cat like it was a joke.

The jackalantern took my lunch money and flew away.

by Slangipedia 2d ago