Jackalalling

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When you're so horny you want to jerk off but you're also too chicken to do it right there in front of everyone. It's like your brain is screaming yes but your body is whispering no.

I was in the middle of a Zoom call and my cock was screaming at me.

At the grocery store, I almost grabbed a carton of milk and a lube.

I tried to text my crush but it turned into a conversation about my mom's cat.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're stuck between the urge to touch yourself and the fear of getting caught. It's like your hand is saying go but your face is saying please don't.

I was in the library and I almost got caught by the librarian.

I was at church and I was thinking about my pastor's wife.

I tried to hide my phone under my desk during class.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're too lazy to do anything but your brain is still trying to convince you to jerk off. It's like your body is in a coma but your mind is on fire.

I was in bed but I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom.

I was eating cereal and my brain was thinking about my ex.

I was trying to focus on my homework but my cock was distracted.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so confused about your feelings that you don't know if you want to jerk off or just go about your day. It's like your brain is asking questions but your body is giving up.

I was in the middle of a meeting and I almost asked for a break.

I was walking to school and I was thinking about my crush.

I tried to answer my phone but I got distracted by my thoughts.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're too shy to do anything but you're also too horny to leave it alone. It's like your brain is saying no but your body is saying yes.

I was in the hallway and I almost got caught by my friend.

I was at the mall and I was thinking about my crush.

I tried to text my crush but I got distracted by my mom.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so confused about your feelings that you're not sure if you want to jerk off or just go about your day. It's like your brain is trying to figure it out but your body is just tired.

I was in the park and I was thinking about my crush.

I was in the middle of a conversation and I got distracted.

I was trying to focus on my work but my brain was thinking about my crush.

by Slangipedia 10d ago