jackalakio

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a face you make when something hits you like a bag of bricks and you’re too high to care
My face when my dad threw a shoe at me and I was still stoned
The look I gave my friend when he bit into a lime and screamed like a baby
My face when I got hit with a wet sock and it was still funny
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the way you look when you're either dying or having the best time ever and you can't tell which
My face when I ate a whole pizza and it was still burning my tongue
The look I gave my mom when I thought I was going to die but then I got ice cream
My face when I got tackled by my dog and then he licked me
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a scream you make when something is both awesome and terrible at the same time
The scream I made when my friend broke my phone but then gave me a new one
My yell when I got a pizza but it was covered in hot sauce
The sound I made when I won a game but then I had to run 10 laps
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the face you make when you’re either in agony or in heaven and you’re too lazy to figure it out
My face when I stepped on a nail and then I got a donut
The look I gave my brother when he hit me with a pillow but then gave me candy
My face when I fell off my bike but then I got ice cream
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a noise you make when something is both the worst and the best thing that’s ever happened to you
The sound I made when my dog bit me but then he licked my face
My yell when I failed a test but then I got a pizza
The noise I made when I got hit with a water balloon but then I got to fight my friend
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