jackalacking

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Fidgeting like a kid with too much candy and no teacher to keep them in line.

He was jackalacking during the whole meeting. Just staring at his phone like it was going to explode.

She was jackalacking through her homework like it was a video game and she was playing it on easy mode.

He was jackalacking in the middle of a serious conversation. Like he was waiting for someone to tell him what to do next.

A sneaky little weasel who tries to rip you off whenever they get the chance.

That guy at the flea market was a total jackalacking. He tried to sell me a broken watch for $100.

My friend’s jackalacking got him scammed out of $200 on a fake iPhone.

She’s such a jackalacking. Always trying to trick her friends into buying her bad haircuts.

Sitting around like a sack of potatoes, not doing a single thing and being absolutely miserable about it.

He was jackalacking on the couch all day, eating pizza and watching cartoons like he was 8 again.

She was jackalacking during the entire class. Her teacher even gave her a detention for being too lazy to move.

He was jackalacking at the party, just sitting in the corner like he was hiding from the world.

A brainless wonder who acts like they just woke up from a 10-year nap.

That guy is a total jackalacking. He can’t even spell his own name half the time.

She’s the jackalacking of the group. Always making the dumbest choices and acting like they’re genius.

He’s such a jackalacking. He got confused by a traffic light and started crying.