jackalacker

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A sneaky little prick who tries to rip you off whenever they get the chance. They're like a rat in a bakery, always looking for a free snack.

He sold me a used phone that didn’t even work. Total jackalacker.

That guy tried to scam me out of $20 for a bag of chips. Real jackalacker nonsense.

She said she’d fix my car for $50. Now it’s broken and I’m out $50. Classic jackalacker.

When you're so bored you could fall asleep in a ditch. Sitting there like a dead fish with no plans.

I sat there for three hours. Jackalacker mode activated.

He was so bored he started drawing on the wall with his finger. Total jackalacker.

I watched the clouds for an hour. That’s how much of a jackalacker I was.

A brainless goofball who acts like they just woke up from a 10-year nap. They think the sky is falling when it’s just raining.

He couldn’t tell a cat from a dog. Total jackalacker.

She thought the sun was going to eat the Earth. Real jackalacker behavior.

He asked me what a sandwich was. That’s a jackalacker for you.

When you're just screwing around instead of doing your job or your homework. You're like a kid with a toy that doesn’t work.

I was messing around on my phone instead of doing my math. Total jackalacker.

He spent the whole class drawing a dragon. Real jackalacker energy.

She played video games during lunch. That’s the jackalacker life.