Jackalacken

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A zoomer who thinks being the latest hotshot in the most recent game is the only way to be cool. He’s like a chump who thinks wearing a hat backwards makes him a genius.

"I’m going pro in Elden Ring because it’s the new thing. Who cares if I can’t even beat the first boss?" #ZoomerLogic

"I tried to play Valorant, but I thought the characters were just emojis. I quit."

"I’ve been playing Genshin for 3 days and I still don’t know how to summon my character. I’m a legend."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Only plays multiplayer games and still can’t beat Halo: Reach legendary. He’s like a kid who thinks doing push-ups is the same as running a marathon.

"I’ve been playing Halo for 5 years and still can’t beat PepeHands. I’m a legend."

"I tried to play 4v4 and I thought it was 4v1. I still lost."

"I know how to play multiplayer, but I don’t know how to play a game."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Takes forever to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach. Even a 6-year-old Cab00se could do it faster than him. He’s like a turtle who thinks he’s a race car.

"I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to damage a hunter. I still didn’t kill it."

"I thought the hunter was just a decoration. I tried to paint it."

"I still don’t know how to kill a hunter. I just keep shooting at it like it’s a ghost."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A gremlin who thinks he’s a god. He’s like a monster who thinks he’s a king. He’s a gremlin who’s been living in a trash can for 10 years.

"I’m a gremlin. I’m not a monster. I’m a king."

"I live in a trash can and I still think I’m a king."

"I’m a gremlin and I think I’m a god. I still can’t beat Cab00se."

by Slangipedia 10d ago