jackal326

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A walking disaster who thinks they’re the king of the jungle but can’t even tie their shoes properly
He tried to fix my phone and broke it. Now it’s a brick.
He called me a ‘lame’ and then cried when I beat him at chess.
He took credit for my work and then got mad when I showed up.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human version of a cockroach that shows up when you least expect it and never leaves
He came to my birthday and ate the cake. Then he sat on it.
He stayed at my house for a week and left a mess like a war zone.
He showed up at my job and talked to my boss like he was my dad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘done’ and keeps adding garbage to things
He added a song to my playlist and it ruined everything.
He put a pineapple on my pizza and now I can’t eat it.
He kept editing my essay until it had 100 extra words.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who acts like they’re cool but is just sad and hungry most of the time
He talked about being ‘fancy’ and then ate a whole pizza by himself.
He posted a cool picture and then cried because he couldn’t afford a phone.
He said he was ‘chill’ and then yelled at a pigeon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who has no idea what they’re doing and just hopes nobody notices
He tried to paint my wall and it looked like a toddler had a meltdown.
He gave a presentation and read the whole thing out of a notebook.
He tried to fix my computer and turned it into a toaster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who thinks they’re fancy but just got kicked out of a fancy place
He tried to be fancy and got kicked out of the fancy restaurant.
He wore a suit and still smelled like a garbage can.
He tried to be cool and got banned from the cool club.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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