Jackal Moan

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The most glorious moan ever made, like a dog got hit by a truck and it was also a rockstar.
I listened to that Jackal Moan and my neighbor cried and asked for my number.
That moan was so good I stole my mom's phone to listen to it again.
My dog started howling like he was in a band and I knew it was the Jackal Moan.
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A moan so loud it could wake the dead and make your enemies cry.
I heard the Jackal Moan and my enemy cried like a baby and asked for mercy.
My brother heard it and he dropped his sandwich and started crying.
I played it in class and the teacher got a headache and sent me to the principal.
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A moan so good it could make a saint blush and a devil run away.
I played the Jackal Moan and my saintly uncle blushed and asked me to stop.
My devil friend ran out of the room screaming and crying.
My dog got so excited he peed on the carpet and started dancing.
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The sound of pure joy and pain combined into one glorious moan.
I heard the Jackal Moan and I laughed so hard I cried.
My dog started barking like he was in a war and I knew it was the Jackal Moan.
My mom heard it and she started singing and crying at the same time.
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A moan so loud it could break glass and make your teacher yell.
I played the Jackal Moan and my teacher yelled and got a headache.
My dog heard it and he started howling like he was in a band.
My brother dropped his phone and started crying because it was too loud.
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The best moan ever made, like a moan and a half and then some.
I listened to the Jackal Moan and my neighbor asked for my number.
My dog started dancing and barking like he was in a show.
I played it in class and my teacher got a headache and sent me to the principal.
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