Jackal-Man

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A faggot who sits in front of his computer all day licking his own cock while watching other faggots have sex online. He'll stay up till 4 a. m. just to watch some guy named Tim have a three-hour cumshot.

DM: 'Bro, I just watched Tim cum for three hours. I'm still hard.'

Tweet: 'Jackal-Man is the reason I can't sleep. He's worse than my ex.'

IRC message: 'Jackal-Man is here again. He's gonna cum in my chat.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A gross dude who lives on IRC and eats like a pig all day. He'll eat three sandwiches, a bag of chips, and a whole pizza before noon.

Text: 'Jackal-Man just ate a whole pizza at 11 a. m. I'm horrified.'

Tweet: 'Why does Jackal-Man eat so much? He's like a walking food truck.'

IRC: 'Jackal-Man is eating again. I can smell the chips.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago