Jackal

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A sneaky, trouble-making jerk who wants to see you fail and probably wishes you had a bad day every single day.

My cousin is a jackal. He told my crush I was a creep just to make me look bad.

That jackal at school steals my lunch and then eats it in front of me.

My little brother is a jackal. He told my mom I was eating her soup for breakfast.

A smelly, mangy dog relative that eats trash and probably smells like a dead raccoon.

That jackal at the park ran off with my sandwich and ate it in the dirt.

My uncle says jackals are like dogs but with worse breath and worse fashion sense.

My neighbor's dog is a jackal. It eats my homework and then sleeps on my face.

A backstabbing, low-life creep who does dirty work just to make someone else look good.

My friend's jackal spread lies about me in class just to get him noticed.

That jackal at the store told my mom I was eating her pizza for lunch.

My teacher's jackal told me I was failing just to make the teacher look good.

A fake friend who acts like they care about your girl but is just waiting to steal her and make you look like a fool.

My friend's fake friend told my girl I was a total dweeb just to steal her.

That fake friend at the mall told my girl I was a total dweeb just to steal her.

My neighbor's fake friend told my girl I was a total dweeb just to steal her.

An old lady who still thinks she's hot and probably still flirts with the mailman.

My aunt is a jackal. She told the mailman I was a total dweeb just to make me look bad.

That jackal at the grocery store still flirts with the cashier.

My grandma is a jackal. She still thinks she's the best at poker.

A thing that can be anything you want it to be, just don’t let it be something stupid.

My jackal is my dog. He can be anything I want him to be, like a superhero.

That jackal at school is my pencil. It can be anything I want it to be, like a laser gun.

My jackal is my lunch. It can be anything I want it to be, like a spaceship.

A pile of weird little machines that look like they were stolen from a warehouse.

That jackal in the warehouse looked like it was stolen from a robot factory.

My uncle's jackal is just a bunch of weird machines in the garage.

That jackal at the store looks like it was stolen from a warehouse.