jackaholic

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A kid who can’t stop f**king himself, like a wild animal on a sugar rush. Usually a 12 or 13-year-old with a permanent hard-on.

Jackaholic: 6+ times a day, no questions asked. Like a f**king robot with a boner.

He’s a jackaholic. I’ve seen him f**k himself during lunch break.

That kid is a jackaholic. He f**ked himself in the math class.

A person who lets Jack Daniels talk them into anything, even marrying the bottle.

Jack Daniels is his husband. He married the bottle, and now he’s drunk 24/7.

She’s a jackaholic. Her husband is Jack Daniels, and he’s always drunk.

He’s a jackaholic. He listens to Jack Daniels more than his mom.

A stupid, annoying person. A f**king a**hole with a sense of humor.

You’re a jackaholic. I’ve seen smarter ants.

He’s a jackaholic. He talks to the ceiling and calls it a friend.

That kid is a jackaholic. He farts in church and calls it a prayer.

A person who drinks Jack Daniels like it’s a sport, and ends up on the floor drunk.

He’s a jackaholic. He drank a whole bottle and now he’s doing faceplants.

She’s a jackaholic. She drinks Jack Daniels like it’s her job.

That guy is a jackaholic. He drank so much Jack Daniels, he f**ked up the whole bar.