Jackahole

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A brainless twerp who thinks they’re cool. Basically a**hole with a smile.

My cousin is a jackahole. He thinks he’s the king of the school just because he wears a hat.

She called me a jackahole in front of everyone. I still have a bruise from it.

That jackahole spilled my juice. Now I have to drink it. Gross.

A kid who can’t stop touching their dingaling. They’re probably still wet behind the ears.

That kid in my class is a jackahole. He’s been jacking off since first period.

He’s a jackahole and still thinks he’s cool. He’s not even in high school yet.

My brother’s a jackahole. He jacks off so much, he’s got a second job.

A person who drinks so much Jack Daniels, they might as well be married to it. It’s their main squeeze.

He’s a jackahole. He drinks Jack Daniels like it’s his ex.

She’s a jackahole. She left her husband for Jack Daniels.

My uncle is a jackahole. He drinks Jack Daniels and forgets his own name.

A person who guzzles Jack Daniels like it’s going out of style. They’re probably already dead inside.

That man is a jackahole. He drinks Jack Daniels like it’s his last meal.

She’s a jackahole. She drinks Jack Daniels until she can’t walk straight.

My dad is a jackahole. He drinks Jack Daniels and still thinks he’s young.